| FLORIDA: | The Gunshine State |
| ALABAMA: | Literacy Ain't Everything |
| ARKANSAS: | At Least We're not Oklahoma |
| ILLINOIS: | Gateway to Iowa |
| KENTUCKY: | Tobacco is a Vegetable |
| MAINE: | For Sale |
| MONTANA: | Land of the Big Sky, and Very Little Else |
| NEW JERSEY: | You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an Attorney |
| NEW MEXICO: | Lizards Make Excellent Pets |
| NORTH CAROLINA: | Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names |
| OHIO: | Don't Judge us by Cleveland |
| PENNSYLVANIA: | Cook with Coal |
| SOUTH DAKOTA: | Closer than North Dakota |
| TENNESSEE: | The Educashun State |
| TEXAS: | Si Habla Ingles |
| UTAH: | Our Jesus is Better than Your Jesus |
| ARIZONA: | But it's a dry heat, I tell ya! |
| WEST VIRGINIA: | We're all related |
| MASSACHUSETTS: | Chappaquidick...'nuff said |
| NEVADA: | Lose Your Money and Leave |
| RHODE Island: | Too Small to Care About |
| OKLAHOMA: | 50th Most Visited State! |
| HAWAII: | We're All Tanned and Healthy and You're Fat and Dying! |
| VERMONT: | Quaint and Cold |
| DELAWARE: | No One Knows We Exist |
| IDAHO: | Enough About the Damn Potatoes! |
| TEXAS: | Not as Boring as Nebraska |
| D.C.: | Now With Fewer Murders Than New Orleans |
| LOUISIANA State Joke: | Men Working |
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